Pretentious

People who act like they can fake it till they make it.

If someone is acting like they are better than you while looking worst than you, they are pretentious.

by Dingish June 16, 2018

Pretentious

When someone believes they are better than others without actually having anything to back it up.

"I don't have Hulu or Netflix. Cant be bothered to waste my life on that stuff" -a Pretentious twat, usually male.

by cherryblossom111 August 25, 2018

Presentate

To loudly, rudely, or annoyingly talk with food in your mouth.

Don't presentate at the restaurant .

It is rude to presentate in public.
Ew! Stop presentating, it's disgusting.

by C.N.Hebert May 30, 2018

powerpon presentation

A Microsoft Powerpoint that is so awesome it can not simply be called a "powerpoint"

Bob, "damn Harry, that was an incredible Powerpoint!"
Larry, "stfu Bob, that was a POWERPON presentation"

by Oi Rocky June 30, 2008

Pretentious

A kid who tries to get into a college just to impress people. And someone who thinks he is better but is really a try hard dickhead. Someone who sucks at everything theydo especially baseball and covers it up with all "talk" and no "walk"

Zach you're a pretentious dickhead. Because you always wana be better than everyone but you know you're just the same. Sorry bro

**cough**cough**dickhead**cough**cough**

by ShakerRaider5 April 19, 2012

Pretentious

To have a boyfriend, and a figure.

"Dominique, you're so pretentious!"

"That's right, and he's a doctor."

by Lady Ashley June 12, 2018

fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevented by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.

The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.

by but for October 1, 2017