Users on Urban Dictionary who report names. There are good ones who only report full names, but there are also bad ones who report names they don't like. Nevertheless, they are one of the many important users on the site, but they are rarely mentioned.
Person A: My definition of Person C got deleted!
Person B: Looks like the name police caught up to you.
Person B: Looks like the name police caught up to you.
by ChameleonDragon May 10, 2018
Get the name policemug. by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021
Get the asmr policemug. Pandemic police are annoying busybodies during Covid-19, who constantly judge and shame people allegedly breaking social distancing rules and buying "non-essential" purchases.
Common targets are single moms going grocery shopping with obviously young children, people walking their dog, old couple going for a walk around their block, siblings playing together on their own backyard, not wearing a mask or gloves, any "non-essential" purchase even if it's with an "essential"purchase. They often either make a snide remark or post a picture of them on Facebook.
These people give no shits about the health and safety of others and just want to use the pandemic as an excuse to bully and belittle people.
Common targets are single moms going grocery shopping with obviously young children, people walking their dog, old couple going for a walk around their block, siblings playing together on their own backyard, not wearing a mask or gloves, any "non-essential" purchase even if it's with an "essential"purchase. They often either make a snide remark or post a picture of them on Facebook.
These people give no shits about the health and safety of others and just want to use the pandemic as an excuse to bully and belittle people.
Uggh the pandemic police were giving me dirty looks and calling me a bad mom for bringing my 5 year old with me to the grocery store.
by Jenmic April 20, 2020
Get the Pandemic Policemug. by AfterMatth .. February 15, 2020
Get the Jesus policemug. An over the top, overly aggressive, politically correct in every which way conceivable Human Resources Department that snuffs the heart and soul out of a company.
Bob - Crap, I'm being summoned by the Hemorrhoid Police...
Peter - What'd ya do?
Bob - Ya know that joke the other day about Romney and his magic underwear that showed up in my eMail? Someone looked at it over my shoulder then ratted me out to HR...
Peter - What'd ya do?
Bob - Ya know that joke the other day about Romney and his magic underwear that showed up in my eMail? Someone looked at it over my shoulder then ratted me out to HR...
by bullharbour November 10, 2012
Get the Hemorrhoid Policemug. Law enforcement officers patrolling and protecting coastlines and waterways, and eliminating skullduggery on the high seas
Fuck me, that leathery topless old sea hag is putting me off my cocktail, better phone the sea police
by Unclegripper June 12, 2018
Get the sea policemug. The Social Media Education and Discipline police force. A collection of individuals who are sick and tired of people doing dumb shit on social media, and will comment on said stupid shit postings to educate elderly and mentally defective social media users for the betterment of online society.
Terry: “Looks like grandma is posting about how the wall will keep immigrants from taking her social security on Facebook again”
Linda: “Better get her to take them down before the SMEAD Police lay the smack down in granny’s comments”
Linda: “Better get her to take them down before the SMEAD Police lay the smack down in granny’s comments”
by Dick Walski October 30, 2019
Get the SMEAD Policemug.