plant

To pile drive your penile area into a small hole in the ground

Sage wanted me to plant her garden.

by Daddy long peen January 09, 2019

Plant

Another name for marijuana.

J: Hey bro, wanna smoke some plant?
D: Of course I want to smoke some plant.

by driedupsock January 29, 2023

Plant

Are- are you that stupid?! Did you actually search up p l a n t ? THIS BITCH STUPID i-

You: What's a plant?
Me: Marijuana.

You: oh...hey can i get marijuana?
Me: ...i-...yeah i got lots.

by _Apersonthathasalife._ November 18, 2020

Plant

Dumb ass things that come out of the ground

The plant gets out of the ground

by Joey ink February 14, 2022

Plant

Someone whom, much like a plant, looks good however provides no value besides aesthetic to the room they're in.

Tyler: "Did you meet Todd's new girlfriend?"
Sam: "Yeah, I did. What did you think of her?"
Tyler: "She seems like a plant. Cant say he doesn't have a type!"

by Hu Flong Shit April 27, 2021

Plants

Those things I spend a lot of money on that die instantly no matter what I do.

Did you hear that he killed his plants again?

by Fuckyou66790169 April 15, 2020

Plant

To forcibly shove 3-4 batons or sticks in someones anus as a form of pleasure.

Dang i'm low key trying to Plant her.

by HelloAfrica January 17, 2017