peter

a horny boy that has no emotions. He is nasty at every sport without even trying. He can get any girl except the one he wants. His ex won’t stop hitting up his line and he doesn’t care. He’ll flirt with anyone but won’t shave his pablo. Peter gives no fucks about anything and it’s funny. Even though he tells everyone to fuck off he is the coolest. Get yourself a pete.

“who is that freshman on varisty?”
“oh that’s my g Peter Joseph”

by Lickmypeepee November 24, 2018

The Peter

Being a thiccccccccccccccc cunt doing his work and is working on perfecting the "Wild Card".

Fucking cunts reading this are performing the peter

by ZOMB1E December 5, 2018

peter-beater

An excessive masturbator.

Also peter beater.

I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter-beater.

by someone March 18, 2004

your [patter]'s like water

A derogitory comment towards the quality of another persons patter. Refers to the unremarkable, see-through, thin and tastesless aspects of a persons patter. Scottish in origin.

"Dude, you're boring the baws aff e me. Your patter's like water."

by Jack McFarlane May 9, 2007

Saints Peter and Paul High School

the best fucking school ever. all 23 kids are really cool. <3 Ms. Valeo

Saints Peter and Paul High School. nuf sed

by Jack Derek December 4, 2010

peter cottontail

during the act of anal sex, usually forced, the male withdraws and ejaculates on the small of his victim's back then puts his or her removed pubic hair on the semen in a fluffy ball, sticking as it dries. this is usually done while slowly singing "here comes Peter Cottontail..."

"Here comes Peter Cottontail..."
"Oh god, Alex! Please just stop!"

by Taylor, Michael, and Philip February 29, 2008

pattern

' Im going to start chatting to her and eventually she'll be all over man "

Gerald: Oi she's buff go move to her
Simon: yeah i'm gonna pattern her still

by John Koroma March 12, 2017