Order of Operations

Shit, shower, shave. The correct order for your morning routine. The shower cleans after the shit, and softens the hairs in preparation for the shave. If you do this in another order you could have a dirty ass and bleeding skin.

Tommy messed up his Order of Operations so he had an itchy ass all through his morning meetings.

by Keith from back east July 22, 2022

fallen order

the BEST game of 2019. its a starwars game on ea play

have you played fallen order dude its good for ea

by lumity_person July 29, 2022

Fantasy Order

A day trading term that all of the top tickers use to make them look smart

I used a fantasy order on AMC to nail the top!

by Trader555 August 30, 2022

alphajeromebettical order

Alphabetical order whilst recognizing NFL legend, Jerome Bettis - aka "The Bus."

Watching Sunday Night Football....

Hey Kenny, you get those cards sorted?
Hell yeah, boss.
How so?
Whatcha mean?
How'd you order them?
Alphajeromebettical order, your lordship.

by @Bugyack September 25, 2022

14th General Order of a Sentry

You shan't poop on the poopdeck

"Cadet, what is the 14th General Order of a Sentry?"
"Sir, the 14th General Order of a Sentry is, You shan't poop on the poopdeck, Sir!"

by FlanktoFlank October 17, 2022

get your defacation in order

A kind way of saying "get your shit together."

"You better get your defacation in order before you get fired."

by The worst English student January 20, 2022

State of the Teuctonic Order

The Order of Brothers of the German House of Saint Mary in Jerusalem,2 commonly known as the Teutonic Order, is a Catholic religious institution founded as a military society c. 1190 in Acre, Kingdom of Jerusalem. It was formed to aid Christians on their pilgrimages to the Holy Land and to establish hospitals. Its members have commonly been known as the Teutonic Knights, having a small voluntary and mercenary military membership, serving as a crusading military order for the protection of Christians in the Holy Land and the Baltics during the Middle Ages.

Purely religious since 1810, the Teutonic Order still confers limited honorary knighthoods.3 The Bailiwick of Utrecht of the Teutonic Order, a Protestant chivalric order, is descended from the same medieval military order and also continues to award knighthoods and perform charitable work.4

Jim: Have you learned about the State of the Teuctonic order?
Sam: What's that?
Jim: Well it is multiple baltic tribes under one monarch house to ease government
Sam: Thanks for the info!!! (im stuck in north korea save meplease)

by god himself my guy November 10, 2022