John Todd

A guy who compensates with the cars he drives, and fake ice. On his off-time he likes to downhill-ski with the boys in the backseat of a shitbox Tacoma while listening to Rack City through a gen. 1 iPod.

Awh shit, John Todd brought the gay parade again

by Not so gay November 15, 2019

Max Todd

100% guarantee to have a massive forehead and a receding hairline at the age of 12, he is quite smart but has 0 chat and only shoots 2's. All his ex's are Indian and he loves a bit of spice. He acts like he's the bollocks but is a big pussy, he needs to grow up, tell him to stop chatting to munters.

dave 'you seen that max todd guy'
john 'yeah hes a right munter hunter'
dave 'no hairline merchant'

by geeza1291 January 12, 2023

todd

normally fat and chunk, also has a tiny penis and likes Toms dick in his mouth.

Normally has dyslexia aswell

that kid todd is fat

by nibbersingh November 24, 2021

Todd

There are two D’s in a Todd, just like two peas in a pod. Used to describe a couple of gay men, because you can’t have a gay relationship without two D’s

“Look at those young men… they are such a Todd”
“They put the two D’s in a Todd alright!”

by Todd Tickler March 4, 2024

Todd

Todd is a social butterfly. Always active and loves soccer! He loves his family and is a romantic person. He’s considerate of everyone’s feelings which makes him indecisive sometimes. He’s really smart and hardworking but can enjoy a lazy Sunday watching tv and eating a big meal. He loves the beach and in n out like a true Californian lol. He has a good sense of humor and doesn’t take things too seriously.

Todd is so fun to be around he’s so spontaneous

by Ojossscafe July 12, 2020

logan todd

One of the sexiest men alive, really tall walks as a majestic moose and usually has long brown curly locks of hair, he laughs evilly looking at the ceiling in a really deep dark luscious voice for like 10 minutes. Plays tier one hockey usually, only loves fortnite and not his girlfriend. Cares about his hair more than anybody else, walks behind you and whispers creepy things in your ear. Normally a Logan Todd has a 2 inch punisher. Steals your food and calls people weird nicknames..he always adds the word "sauce" at the end of every sentence and word.

A typical Logan Todd would say poo, sauce, no u, nuh uh, shut up i'm playing fortnite.

by sauceypoofan1o1no_u May 27, 2018

heath todd

has a huge fucking cock and sticks it in all the thotties bumholes. He'll swing the other way if need be. Cannot stress how big his dick is. Like Huuuuge

"Heath Todd Fucked me last night"
"Was it good?"
-No response due to the person dying from his cock

by ill_al March 3, 2018