A hotly debated subject amongst online height enthusiasts for more than a decade now, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard's truthful height has been difficult to precisely ascertain due to the sheer number of Todd Howard's tall tales brought on by his self-evident Napoleon complex deluxe and his manletism-induced proclivity for wearing a wide variety of Todd Howard's high heels in a laughably futile attempt at concealing his eternal status as a diminutively dwarfed runt of a girlishly gnomish sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison. In what is perhaps the most egregiously blatant example of manlet mathematics and guy height in the history of humanity, Tiny Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard hilariously had the childish audacity to publicly declare his height to be 6ft2! Clearly this is complete and utter manlet cope because Todd "Stacked Heels" Howard's actual height is 5ft5. The same height as a 13-year-old girl.
Penny: Lol, did you see the photo of Little Napoleon Howard shamefully standing on his tiptoes at the 2015 Fallout 4 launch event? Veronika: Absolutely mortifying! What's Todd Howard's height? Penny: Tiny Todd stands small at 5ft5 - what a petite, little manlet boy he is! Veronika: Just brutal. Short people got no reason. Penny: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024
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by Certifiedmilkchicken May 9, 2023
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by Todd Tickler March 4, 2024
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- an insult for moments of extreme stupidity
-a synonym for asshole
- a degrading term for people actually named Todd (rare)
- replacement for other insults such as idiot/dipshit/fuckass
- an insult for moments of extreme stupidity
-a synonym for asshole
- a degrading term for people actually named Todd (rare)
- replacement for other insults such as idiot/dipshit/fuckass
by Dequanto July 21, 2023
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by Jdhebeb November 25, 2020
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