dog

a white blob of death that consumes all cats and has the ability to melt itself down to the size that can fit on your lap.
Its f***ucking adorable

Petting dogs is cool. Billy pets dogs. Billy is a cool dude.

by fakatorpedo October 26, 2018

Dog

Something your mom will never buy you

Me: I want a dog
Mom: tf

by crispysalads March 8, 2019

Dog

Hoe, slut, thirsty,

Hey girl look it him,
Oh my god! James?

Yes!

Eww don't he's a dog

by Boii1998 November 25, 2016

Dog

a common household pet that is usually really cute and varies in size. Some can be very annoying but they are overall extremely fabulous.

I have a type of dog called a husky and I named it Peter.

by DallytheDuck January 2, 2020

dog

A THOT

that dog is a thot

by MANLOVER23 April 19, 2018

Dog

Definitely a cat in disguise

"I iz dog no cat£

by None of ya dam business December 28, 2018

Dog

A really cute domestic animal. Named ''Man's best friend'', it's for a reason. Deserves love, food, water, a home, and being walked.

Dog owner 1: I love my dog!
Dog owner 2: Same!

by the random. October 6, 2021