David

A guy who gets late to uni even though he only lives up the road (roughly 5 mins). He plays fortnite all day, with all those sweaty wins.

Don't be like David, he is not punctual at all, and has no skill in fortnite

by Unknown_object October 22, 2018

david

has a small penis. normally sucks toes for 5 dollars. gets fucked in the ass

i fucked a man

oh so you clapped a david

by big body zaya February 24, 2019

david

short dick and has ligma

david has ligma and he is bad at fortnite

by 21001 February 26, 2019

David

A fucking gay homosexual faggot cunt who likes to touch boys

ur a David d

by didbber;bgerng December 19, 2018

David

A guy who looks like your mum fucked an old, wrinkly unicorn and had babies. David is a motherfucker who doesn't take any shit unless its from a legal sewage centre. Also has a massive butthole

Person 1: "Man, that girl I fucked last night had such a massive butthole. She was such a David"

by YESMYPSEUDONYM June 30, 2018

David

Someone who got demoted in clash of clan and enjoy feeding in League of Legends, stuck in plat and can only carry silver games

guy 1: "damn, is that a David right there?"
guy 2:"Gotta dodge this ranked game!"

by Franceisbacon August 15, 2018

David

an absolute fool

Did you see David? Max and him stole a shopping cart

by Sporkin February 3, 2019