by Slao October 31, 2022
Get the i push my fingers into my assmug. Insult
To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass
To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass
Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass
by Jaskins2 May 22, 2017
Get the suck my dick and eat it up my assmug. 1: And damn, your pussy is so hairy.
2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit
1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute
*continues for a few minutes*
2:Freak, I'm leaving now
1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!
2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit
1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute
*continues for a few minutes*
2:Freak, I'm leaving now
1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Get the don't go, stay and eat my assmug. The best day of the week to tell your boss "I quit!!" or walk out on an employer.
"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.
"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.
BOSS: "I'm gonna fire you if you do that again"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"
by TammyTime1991 November 5, 2010
Get the Kiss my ass and color my world Thursdaymug. Verb
1. An expression one used to describe the feeling of always being fucked by every one and/or in every way other than intercourse.
1. An expression one used to describe the feeling of always being fucked by every one and/or in every way other than intercourse.
I had to work 14 hours today then sit in 4 hours of traffic and got a fucking flat tire 3 hours from my house! Pound my ass like a marching band drum!
by Veddy Sick Man December 6, 2022
Get the Pound my ass like a marching band drummug. An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure
(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")
(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")
Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened
by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023
Get the Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitchmug. loving jesus so much that you stay a virgin but are so desperate to fuck some1 that you tell them to put it in your ass.
by weavesnatcher69 December 3, 2017
Get the fuck my ass cause i love jesusmug.