Wednesday

fabled “hump day” in which there is no evidence to support an increase of sexual activity in relation to the day of the week. Also, in the capitalist sense, it is the middle of the traditional M-F work week, adapted in the 1940s, and quickly outdated due in subsequent decades as a result of employers underpaying employees, no taxation for the rich, and the general destruction of the middle class. “Wednesday” is now typically the fourth day of the 7-day work week, and widely considered to be the perfect day to reflect on one’s bad career choices.

What did you do yesterday?

It was a complete Wednesday - thought about how my "weekend" is actually Tuesday/Thursday because all I do is work when everyone else has off.

by BergensMom May 11, 2021

Wednesday

A day spent making out and relaxing with your partner. It is the best day of the week without a doubt.

'Damn I need a Wednesday!' said Will.

by Choccymilk888 December 30, 2018

Wednesday

Thursday

Why is it called an oven if you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food wednesday

by fart69bruh2 June 11, 2021

chigga nuts wednesday

chigga nuts on wednesday

It's chigga nuts wednesday.

by chigganutter July 1, 2021

White Wednesday

The January 6th Insurrection also known as the Attack on the Capitol

Were you there for the Insurrection? I mean, White Wednesday?

by anonymous August 15, 2023

Wheelchair Wednesday

A day of the week, usually at college or communal gathering, where all the specials congregate to form an army or retardation.

Look over there, must be wheelchair Wednesday

by YourWifeTicklesMyToes December 27, 2021

Wednesday

Named after the phrase "wetness day", Wednesday is the day when rain happens often especially in the afternoon and the evening, like the one commonly witnessed in Bogor, Indonesia.

I never understood why everyone hates Wednesdays; I love a good wetness day to cozy up with a book!

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025