Lo! Lake doth smite the snow with thy tally-wack, and in the selfsame instant mete out chastisement unto the left buttock alone, struck smartly with a belt, all wrought in one singular and dreadful motion.
by moneylifeyeet January 16, 2026
Get the Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again mug.Someone who lost their virginity early in life but has since gone so long without sex that the period of sexual inactivity exceeds the time between their birth and their first sexual experience. Used humorously or philosophically, not to imply literal virginity.
ost my v-card at 18, but I’ve been sex-free since 2007 — I’m basically a born-again virgin (temporal) now.”
by De_mux February 4, 2026
Get the born-again virgin mug.adj. Appellation for a tennis player who is so superbly talented as to invite comparison to the great Bjorn Borg. Also applied to gifted athletes in other sports, especially in Australia.
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Nice stumping of that silly mid on googly you bjorn again leg spinner. You clutched that bale’s over tighter than a kanga’s pouch.
by gnostic3 February 5, 2026
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