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Simon Joke

A joke so sinister in its banality that it would cause any person nearby to suddenly revert to silence, and shudder.
Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.

Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!

a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.

Person: so you went alone to a movie

Simon: ............yes
by The A Man March 30, 2005
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reality joke

A joke that causes immediate, negative real-world consequences for the jokee and, in some instances, the joker.
Phil: "Tim, seriously, stop paddling backwards right now. We're about to get sucked into that forty foot waterfall. Please paddle forwards immediately. We seriously need to get away from this forty foot waterfall."
*Tim continues backpaddling*
Phil: "Tim, seriously, what the $(&#$ are you doing??!!"
Tim: *continues paddling* "REALITY JOKE!!!!!!!"
by Garfoose June 20, 2015
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inside jokes

A joke in which you do not want to be part of.
Today Jenna did something and now is part of many inside jokes with my friends.
by The man of blood and death November 18, 2018
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a fucking joke

why cant you take a fucking joke?
by TheCapnREEEEEEEEE February 18, 2020
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Man Joke

A joke that is strictly for the eyes and/or ears of the male gender. Usually referring about something extremely sexual, or outlandishly disgusting.
A prime man Joke would take place in a locker room, or a man cave and might sound like, "Girls in pornos... Are just better."
by Larrold Shlokov Johanssen February 18, 2010
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joke whore

a woman who bangs guys for their sense of humor
Janet is such a joke whore. She'll go for anyone who can make her laugh.
by Pinokio July 13, 2015
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green joke

A joke with a sexual or otherwise vulgar connotation and or punchline.
She often tells green jokes, probably because of the stress.
by Reore November 23, 2021
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