Jared is the sexiest hottest boy alive I want him to stick it in me and cream like he never has before with his fat sticky cock called the chunky slab of meat he produces gallons of cum daddy “moans cutely 😽”
by Harrison Ryalls April 9, 2023
Get the Jaredmug. by lordofthegays September 17, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. Jared! He's the homeless guy next door. He likes snails a lot and... That's it just snails. He also works for Walter because he wants to go to college, but let's be honest he's 23 and is never gonna get in college. Either way he's still determined to go to college, he also really likes his boss Walter for some reason.
by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 24, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. by cotton candy purple January 25, 2019
Get the jaredmug. An Amazing, kind, funny, loving person who will either love you or hate you, he has murdered six people ;) (jokes) love you lots Jared xx
by You’llneverknow April 23, 2023
Get the Jared McKennymug. Intelligent to a fault, hilarious, and willing to die to prove a point or make someone laugh. He's the rawest nigga God could create, and yet still a charming individual unless you get on his bad side. If you do, he'll likely get you injected with radioactive isototopes to die a slow death in a british hosptial. He's the Putin in your friends group.
Damn nigga, you a straight up Jared.
by DonkeyKong TacoMong August 29, 2017
Get the Jaredmug. little bitch ass cunt mother fucker who didnt graduate from grade school and who will always be living with his parents
by doctor smarty pants July 12, 2022
Get the Jaredmug.