An overpriced piece of shit console that you won't even own when you actually buy it when it launches.
Guy 1: Have you heard about the Nintendo Switch 2? Nintendo updated their user "agreements" and it says that they will apparently brick said console when you mod it once it releases afterwards.
Guy 2: I have, and it's extremely overpriced. 630$ CAD for it and 100$ to 110$ CAD for physical games that aren't actually installed on the cartridge itself? Come on, Shitendo!
Guy 2: I have, and it's extremely overpriced. 630$ CAD for it and 100$ to 110$ CAD for physical games that aren't actually installed on the cartridge itself? Come on, Shitendo!
by NepgearAfficionado May 13, 2025
An overpriced and underpowered piece of junk console that you won't even own yourself upon buying it and that some physical games for it aren't actual physical copies.
Even though some Nintendo fans have said that the Nintendo Switch 2 is overpriced, said fans are literally still paying for it and are so brainwashed into defending the company and their practices, not to mention paying 110$+ CAD for a fucking Mario Kart game.
by NepgearAfficionado May 31, 2025
Nintendo Switch 2 was announced on January 16
Guy 1: HOLY SHIT ITS THE NINTENDO SWITCH 2 AND THEY ALSO HAD 24 PLAYER MARIO KART!
Guy 2: But I seen the leaks.
*Kicks Guy 2 out of the window*
Guy 2: But I seen the leaks.
*Kicks Guy 2 out of the window*
by AEvangelionFan February 01, 2025
usually used on tiktok by depressed kids who listen to alex G. its basically where you OD/kys and give a trusted friend or sibiling a game console.
by bigfatnutsak985193875293852375 April 20, 2025
A condition very common among 8-bit games, but can be applied to any game in which this happens, even if it's not a Nintendo game. It is a condition in which an enemy that was just killed would respawn in the same place if the screen scrolled to the left and then back to the right (or right then left). This condition is most prominent in games like Super Mario Bros. 2
Hey, I just killed that guy! He came back while I was going for that 1up! This game has Nintendoitis bad.
by tacticalbacon November 26, 2010
Me: I really want to go to Super Nintendo World! But it's soooo expensive...
Someone else: It's unrealistic. Just pie in the sky.
Someone else: It's unrealistic. Just pie in the sky.
by Bignuggetmustard April 16, 2021
A moment in any Nintendo game when the entire world seems to have teamed up against you. Generally used in instances of multiple cheap items used upon a player in Mario Kart, especially in the third lap when less than 30 feet from the finish line and in first place.
"I was in first place until Nintendo Magic happened to me."
Friend 1: "Blue Shell, POW block, and lightning all at once?!? And ten feet to the finish! How the hell is that possible?!?!?
Friend 2: "Nintendo Magic"
Friend 1: "Blue Shell, POW block, and lightning all at once?!? And ten feet to the finish! How the hell is that possible?!?!?
Friend 2: "Nintendo Magic"
by ravensfreak December 29, 2010