Nikolas Besagno

Complete waste of soccer talent. Selected by Real Salt Lake as the first pick of the first round in the 2005 Adidas MLS Superdraft, Besagno made roughly 8 appearances for his club, scoring 0 goals. Most notably, the second youngest player ever drafted to the MLS at the tender age of 16. On top of this, he was a Generation Adidas player, played for the Mens USA U-17 squad, and was touted as one of the bright stars in US soccer. Many say Besagno could have used the development of some college play, but passed that up after receiving a 6 figure salary offer. Who can blame him? But things quickly went down hill for the defensive midfielder.

After some 3 seasons with Real Salt Lake, he was cut from the squad. After that, he essentially tried out for the (then) USL Seattle Sounders FC. After playing with the squad in some exhibition games, he was cut by the team before they made their transition to the MLS. He is currently believed to be lost someplace in Miami, binging.

"Hey, have you seen Nikolas Besagno lately?"

"You mean that guy who was passed out, tonsil deep in a pile of cocaine last night?"

"Sounds like Nik..."

by Truth Hurtz April 27, 2009

Nickoles

A person who is a known spooner. Likes to cuddle with small puppies and/or stuffed animals in the shape of dinosaurs. Usually eats dogs, kittens and grass. Is known to get stuff done on the first date.

"I saw a boy spooning with a dinosaur"
"Ah, must be a nickoles"

by hippyhippo February 28, 2010

Nicholas

Nicholas, also referred to often as Nick, is a huge asshole. He often slouches around in what he thinks is some kind of cool swagger. He often deserves and earns an ass-kicking but no one summon up the courage to touch him. He is literally a mound of moving trash, trash, which spews from his mouth whenever he talks. Beware of him. If you see him, don't think about it, run!

"Oh God, it's Nicholas!"

by Ivan Fomenko March 18, 2015

Nicholas

Extremely smart, beautiful blonde hair, and super cute blue eyes, all the girls love him. He's super fun to be around

Nicholas is soo cute and has a huge cock

by Boy fresh February 12, 2017

Nicholas

Also known as Nick. Or Nicky poo. He has an incredible heart. He's the sweetest ever and one simply can't love a Nick. He's perfect inside and out. He loves the n word. He's pee pee is called the legend even though it's the size of a tic tac. He's the most handsome guy ever. Simply incredible.

God I love him

Must be a Nicholas

by Alexasssss July 7, 2016

st. nicholas

Rhyming slang for the word 'ridiculous'.
Can be abbreviated to just 'nicholas' , 'st. nick','nick','nicholas anelka' or any other person by the name nicholas.

'that haircut is st. nicholas'
'this is nick'
'those shoes are nicholas anelka'

by Dylan Armstrong March 26, 2008

Nicholas

A really ugly male that’s looking for men And wants to screw them with his microscopic penis

Nicholas has a small penis

by hsgddcgsdgctyfsgtyfctysgs January 12, 2018