A Neely

Non-stop continuous bad jokes, that are disgustingly perverse, usually dealing with have nookie with ladies of the nursing home.

Last night Jimmy was being a Neely all night, and wouldn't shut up

by WhitefireFox April 22, 2022

french navel

When u cum in a girl's belly button and then dip french fries in it and feed them to her

My girl said she was hungry so I made her a French navel

by Tackelberry November 18, 2022

Great Neel

A term used to describe an extremely hot and sexy man who plays many instruments and is extremely intelligent. The Great part is like saying "Great Leader" to honor how cool and elite he is.

Did you see Great Neel yesterday?

Yes I did and he's so sexy!

by ticklishnguyen December 16, 2022

neck navel

A pronounced, oval crease in the back of a man's neck, generated by overly plentiful flesh and most usually seen on men with shaved heads

That dude's neck navel is deep enough to hold a cigar.

by drstevenwerose October 6, 2023

will neely

buzz head (april 25, 2024), tall, cheated on his gf. mr negative

tws co'29 kid: oh who's that kid
tws co'28 kid: oh that's will neely,, stay away from him he's bad news

by willow28kids April 25, 2024

Jordan Neely

When Cardi B(iotch) brutally raped homeless crack addict Tyron Biggums because he couldn’t afford to pay for his crack habit and 9 months later she squeezes it out of her WAP.

What’s the name of that homeless violent bum who used to cripple and kill innocent senior citizens in New York City until American hero, Daniel Penny, gently subdued him to protect innocent subway riders of all ages, genders and colors, until he died of a synthetic cannabis overdose? You mean the loser who was cradle to the grave on government assistance and contributed literally nothing to society and we’re all better off without it? Jordan Neely.

by Batman the Punisher December 10, 2024

Montucky Navelganger

When you fail at the most basic of hygiene, and black lint and semen deposits collect in your navel resembling a carcinogenic mole, which scares you so badly it requires you visit your doctor emergently, only to have your hot lesbian doctor tell you its just lint and semen

NICK: I HAVE NAVEL CANCER! LOOK!

FRIEND: YOU BETTER GO HAVE THAT CHECKED OUT!

NICK TO DOCTOR: I HAVE NAVEL CANCER!

HOT LESBIAN DOCTOR: IT'S LINT AN CUM., WHICH THE MEDICAL TERM FOR IS A MONTUCKY NAVELGANGER. TRY JERKING OFF INTO YOUR MOUTH NEXT TIME.

by Broham11550 October 11, 2025