Nelson Ivan

He is The Man. The real all in one.

He could be A very humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.

On the other side he is The sexiest man alive! Smart, funny, sweet, super attractive, amazing lover, perfect penis size. He can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a Nelson Ivan you are very lucky to have him in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !

Meeting Nelson Ivan was the best thing that could ever happen to me.

I want to be like Nelson Ivan someday.

Nelson Ivan fucked me in ways I didn't know could be fucked. I love him

by Mavra Suspect November 22, 2021

Nelson

An ASSHOLE(?) very sweet, humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.
Meeting Nelson was the best thing that could ever happen to me.

Nelson the type of guy who read the bible

“Treat her like a queen and you shall be left on seen”7:14
"Treat her like dirt and you won't get hurt" 21:21

She belongs to the streets

by KingHendrix November 23, 2021

Nelson

Nelson is an extremely talented artist photographer in a tough exterior. Nelson eats like shit, so he’s always doubled over in pain. Nelson has one ball, but it’s so big that it seems like there are two in there.

I can’t come into work today, I ate like Nelson.

by Ace Rivers November 23, 2021

Pulled a Nelson

When you make plans with no intentions of actually showing up and the ghost those who the plans are with for at least two days.

The equivalent of the Karen that dishes on plans

Did your new coworker show up for the dinner? No they pulled a Nelson.

by Unapologeticam June 19, 2023

Pearl Nelson

It's those unwritten things you learn in nursing school.

She unzipped my pants and performed a "Pearl Nelson". That was the best "Pearl Nelson" ever.

by underagedjoe March 2, 2023

Nelson

Nelson is an amazing and funny person. He is very handsome and has amazing hair. Although all of that he is still a virgin and can't put his finger on the reason for that. If you meet a wild Nelson you really want to be friends with him because he will never let you down.

girl 1: Look there is Nelson.
girl 2: yeah look at his jawline.

by pipiundkaka January 23, 2023

Curtis Nelson

Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.

Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.

Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.

Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.

by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023