Come here my Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl
by Thenrkrjff October 01, 2020
Insult
To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass
To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass
Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass
by Jaskins2 May 23, 2017
1: And damn, your pussy is so hairy.
2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit
1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute
*continues for a few minutes*
2:Freak, I'm leaving now
1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!
2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit
1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute
*continues for a few minutes*
2:Freak, I'm leaving now
1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
The best day of the week to tell your boss "I quit!!" or walk out on an employer.
"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.
"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.
BOSS: "I'm gonna fire you if you do that again"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"
by TammyTime1991 November 04, 2010
Verb
1. An expression one used to describe the feeling of always being fucked by every one and/or in every way other than intercourse.
1. An expression one used to describe the feeling of always being fucked by every one and/or in every way other than intercourse.
I had to work 14 hours today then sit in 4 hours of traffic and got a fucking flat tire 3 hours from my house! Pound my ass like a marching band drum!
by Veddy Sick Man December 06, 2022
An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure
(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")
(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")
Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened
by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023
loving jesus so much that you stay a virgin but are so desperate to fuck some1 that you tell them to put it in your ass.
by weavesnatcher69 December 03, 2017