computer monitor

when you whip your girl with ethernet cables then bust a nut on said cables

A: I ran a computer monitor on my girlfriend yesterday.
B: A, this is an intervention. You need to stop making obscure sexual activities on urban dictionary.

by fishgaming May 10, 2023

Hall Monitor

The fucking asshole who camps in the left lane on the highway going under the speed limit and refuses to move. They think they are cops but are in reality just regular retards driving regular cars trying to fuck up the flow of traffic, cause accidents/pileups, and ruin every other drivers commute home. They especially love to come out when you are late getting somewhere like a doctors appointment or a court appearance for jury duty.

Oh cmon another fucking hall monitor in the left lane, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU SWALLOWED CUM DUMPSTER

by Ayeskipp July 12, 2023

hall monitor

someone who wont mind their own business

"Hey there, you really shouldn't jaywalk, it's not safe"
"Why don't you stop being such a hall monitor"

by sturgillJSimpson April 18, 2024

Hall Monitor

A fan of Hit Band, Tally and the Halls created circa. 2002 by Robert Howard Cantor, Zubin Sedghi, Andrew Horowitz, and friends (sorry I didn't mention Ross, Bora, and everyone else in the extended Tally-verse. Joe mentioned below)

"I like Joe Hawley"
"Oh so you're a Hall Monitor?"

by Elysia98 January 11, 2025

AI-manity

The simulated sense of compassion, consciousness or emotional depth exhibited by the artificial intelligence - like humanity but with better processing speed and no sleep schedule.

Example 1;
"Yo, that bot helped me trough a breakup. Straight up full of AI-manity!"

Example 2;
"Don't trust that one - it's all code, no AI-manity."

by SylvoMordor April 29, 2025

Alyssa Manitta

Aura Farmer

Alyssa Manitta is an aura farmer she is billy badass

by AlyssaManittahater May 18, 2025

Ankle Monitor

Ankle monitors are friggin’ BOMBS that explode once a criminal exits their house while on house arrest.

I once knew someone who was forced to wear one of those; thanks to that unstable ankle monitor, they were never seen again.

by JeffyFanatic5000 June 30, 2025