attributed to Molly Wood from the "Buzz Out Loud Podcast" on cnet, a daily technology podcast co-hosted with Tom Merritt. An official Molly rant is a long statement (Molly rants pl. are known to last over a minute) delivered at a fast pace and often pause-less, where Molly Wood would give her opinion(s) on a particular article relating to or arising from a story in the podcast. The speed and length of the statement is often proportional to the amount of displeasure cause to Molly Wood by the Story. Now, a Molly rant is often used to describe any rant delievered in the form of Molly Wood.
by Brian. BOL listener from Hong Kong October 25, 2007
Get the Molly rantmug. by sir molly wopper March 14, 2005
Get the molly woppedmug. To reach waaay back with your pimp hand, damn near knocking oneself off balance to deliver a massive blow with an inside closed fist to the temple of your hoe or foe.
by Wank, Jew Banker, Cosmos September 21, 2005
Get the molly wopmug. by chunky peanutbutter June 10, 2013
Get the dancing with mollymug. An old word for the black capsules that medicinal speed came in. Back when speed came in these little black capsules, they were sometimes called Black Beauties. In the South, they were also known as Black Mollies. The capsules resembled the small fish known as the Black Molly. Ask someone from the South what black beauties are and they'll say "oh, black mollies."
by Anonime June 15, 2007
Get the black molliesmug. The name Molly is not a common name. Molly is pretty with AMAZING eyes! She is the nicest person you will ever meet and is very attractive. She is very funny and ussaly has blonde hair.
by coolkid8920 April 23, 2015
Get the the name mollymug. It's when you dissolve molly in water, then you do a handstand, pump it up your butt with a turkey baster and then you get a big dominican nigga named eduardo to come shake you up like a cocktail
by snapppppppppppppppp January 21, 2018
Get the Molly Rocketmug.