Moist Lap Dance

While at you your bachelor party in Denver, one of your best buds slips laxative into your drink without you knowing. So you go to get your lap dance and suddenly can no longer hold your shit inside your body, and just let it go. Your getting married in a week anyways so who cares.

Yo Bobby did you hear about Brian getting that Moist Lap Dance? It was pretty gnar!

by Bobby "Moist" Barnes March 25, 2009

Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy

A big mosit and filthy mommy obommy, just simply that

dude, she is SUCH a BMFMO(Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy)

by MysticJutsu June 22, 2021

Get your eyebrows moist

To wetten ones eyebrows.

It is possible to moisten ones eyebrows by dipping them in a bowl of water.

Uses in a sentence:

Present tense: The man instructed you to "Get your eyebrows moist".
Past tense: The man got his eyebrows moist".

by Eyebrow January 13, 2014

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

moist chunks

Two of the worst words combined in history

Get those moist chunks away from me.

by Handprints in concrete May 18, 2021

Moist Grandma

When A Grandma Is Sexually pleased by a grandson

Came For Cookies Ended with a moist grandma

by Stinky lucas gang December 4, 2020

Moist Edgar

A Moist Edgar is the act of taking a shit in the mouth of a man and then using the faeces as eye shadow which results in an emo phase that lasts up to 10 weeks

I just did a fire Moist Edgar

by Ben "Dick Sucker" Tosh April 14, 2023