While at you your bachelor party in Denver, one of your best buds slips laxative into your drink without you knowing. So you go to get your lap dance and suddenly can no longer hold your shit inside your body, and just let it go. Your getting married in a week anyways so who cares.
by Bobby "Moist" Barnes March 25, 2009
Get the Moist Lap Dancemug. by MysticJutsu June 22, 2021
Get the Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommymug. It is possible to moisten ones eyebrows by dipping them in a bowl of water.
Uses in a sentence:
Present tense: The man instructed you to "Get your eyebrows moist".
Past tense: The man got his eyebrows moist".
Uses in a sentence:
Present tense: The man instructed you to "Get your eyebrows moist".
Past tense: The man got his eyebrows moist".
by Eyebrow January 13, 2014
Get the Get your eyebrows moistmug. One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005
Get the Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!mug. by kettlelover July 9, 2017
Get the Moistmug. A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.
When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.
by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020
Get the moist rubber vulvamug. 