The mobbed-up manlet, also known as the mafia manlet, is a diminutively stunted member or associate of the Italian-American Mafia. The aptly named, 5ft5 small, Nicodemo "Little Nicky" Scarfo, who blunderously served as boss of the Philadelphia Mafia from 1981 to 1990, perfectly exemplifies the deeply flawed and Napoleon complex-driven nature of the mobbed-up manlet. This treacherous and terminally insecure manlet boy ordered the cowardly 1984 murder of his best friend and six-foot tall mafia captain Salvatore Testa because Little Nicky was catastrophically jealous of Testa's superlatively superior height and the resultant fact that Salvatore Testa was beloved, widely respected and admired as a real man, while Little Nicky was forever doomed to be looked down upon as the petite and utterly insignificant sissy manlet that he was.
Why are those mobbed-up manlets crying tiny tears of manlet rage in front of that strip club over there? The minuscule manlets tried to shake the club down for protection money but the bouncers didn't allow the silly mafia manlets inside because they understandably assumed the stunted manlets to be children. Lol, manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator August 19, 2024
Biggest player in the world, could get any girl he wanted. A dude that's really nasty. Yet somehow finds a way to get bitches on his dick every night of the week. Mob created by Krook Face.
Oh my God thank you Krook Face for letting me join Cunt Destroyers Mob!
If it wasn't for you i won't be apart of Cunt Destroyer Mob.
Thanks for accepting me in the Cunt Destroyer Mob.
The Cunt Destroyer Mob is super based.
If it wasn't for you i won't be apart of Cunt Destroyer Mob.
Thanks for accepting me in the Cunt Destroyer Mob.
The Cunt Destroyer Mob is super based.
by BasedSoulja3993 January 21, 2019
The fandom name for fans of Saahel (IG @saahellmusic). The S-MOB can also be referred as the SMOB and the fans may identify themselves as Smobbers, Smobys/Smobbies, Smobsters.
They are lovely people who love and appreciate the amazing Musician and Human that is Saahel.
They are lovely people who love and appreciate the amazing Musician and Human that is Saahel.
Will Saahel perform 'Zariya' today? The S-MOB will lose their mind if he does!
The S-MOB is totally awe-struck by the 'Saath Chal' video!
The S-MOB is totally awe-struck by the 'Saath Chal' video!
by Saahel Supremacy December 06, 2022
Verb
A group of people simultaneously take a communal expulsion from their rectums. Can last an long time, be painful, and unproductive.
A group of people simultaneously take a communal expulsion from their rectums. Can last an long time, be painful, and unproductive.
by Morons Are Really Pathetic February 02, 2012
A large group that prevents a person from scoring sexually. Can be done both directly and indirectly.
Directly: Tim was going to ask Susie to the prom, but she was on the other side of the hall. And thus Tim was cock mobbed.
Indirectly: "Hey Susie, do you want to prom with me?" "Ew, no. You only hang out with those douche-bags!
Indirectly: "Hey Susie, do you want to prom with me?" "Ew, no. You only hang out with those douche-bags!
by Duderules 544 March 29, 2011
by Shadow UwU November 11, 2021