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MITCH

A real looser of a person sometimes called A Mitch. Often steals and is seen walking around smoking eating cucumbers and generally doing fuck all . Puts little to no effort in his work effort
My coworker did nothing all day he's a real Mitch ya know. He stole the budget brand toilet paper from public toilets across the street .. Geez what a mitch
by Mitching it May 14, 2022
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Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch
I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.
by bighossrango October 30, 2025
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mitch carmichael

Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.
There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.
by WV Strong May 9, 2018
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Mitch

Mitch = Dickpic
by kefeufakaetae June 7, 2024
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Mitch the mole

A gay object call Mitch the mole plays with his cool friends that don’t like him. He is one of the most small dicked people in town and Jesus doesn’t love him.
by Mitch the mole October 27, 2018
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