Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.
by Ryan9877654 March 31, 2021
Get the Minnesota Stomp Cock mug.The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.
by myskin1issoBlack July 17, 2022
Get the Minnesota Bacon mug.On chilly days/evenings when the rather large and engorged labia lips of a female will engulf the flaccid and shrunken member of her male partner providing a swaddle to wrap and warm his appendage bringing it to full capacity and ready for action.
See also: arctic burrito, cold-proof cocoon
See also: arctic burrito, cold-proof cocoon
You ain’t goin’ to get it on lookin’ like that, you’ll freeze your meatballs off. Let me put you in a Minnesota Swaddle, ya goon.”
by Baby J MN April 22, 2025
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Land of 10,000 lakes. Wisconsin claims that too, shut the fuck up your ‘lakes’, are just ponds.
Mall of America!! Biggest mall in America , we even have an amusement park inside. We don’t have sales tax!
Party city. Every college in Minnesota always has that one kid who’s parents funds his alcohol addiction. That’s why parties are lit.
Close to Canada. Just Incase trump gets elected again, it’s only a 6 hour road trip to new civilization!
Duluth. Ever been to Bentleyville around Christmas time? Well you should go. Amazing light show.
Best student sections known to man kind. (only the suburbs south of St. Paul, but we don’t mention it)
Road construction never ends. Ever been on 494? I’ll bet you my will that there’s never road construction on that damn interstate.
Best Buy headquarters! My dad works there, the most amazing place to work. For real.
Target. I work at target, so I know all of the secrets. Just kidding there’s not really any. But the best grocery store/place to shop by far.
Lake Minnetonka. It was fun until everyone got deathly ill from that lake this summer, and had diarrhea. Other than that, it’s a Great Lake.
Last but not least, everyone is overall nice. Goodbyes take forever. Everyone is your friend until one of you declares it is not a friendship. People care about you. At 4 way stops, everyone is having a seizure trying to let the person who stopped before them go. We actually drive awesome. Most importantly, we are mostly democrat! #fucktrump
Mall of America!! Biggest mall in America , we even have an amusement park inside. We don’t have sales tax!
Party city. Every college in Minnesota always has that one kid who’s parents funds his alcohol addiction. That’s why parties are lit.
Close to Canada. Just Incase trump gets elected again, it’s only a 6 hour road trip to new civilization!
Duluth. Ever been to Bentleyville around Christmas time? Well you should go. Amazing light show.
Best student sections known to man kind. (only the suburbs south of St. Paul, but we don’t mention it)
Road construction never ends. Ever been on 494? I’ll bet you my will that there’s never road construction on that damn interstate.
Best Buy headquarters! My dad works there, the most amazing place to work. For real.
Target. I work at target, so I know all of the secrets. Just kidding there’s not really any. But the best grocery store/place to shop by far.
Lake Minnetonka. It was fun until everyone got deathly ill from that lake this summer, and had diarrhea. Other than that, it’s a Great Lake.
Last but not least, everyone is overall nice. Goodbyes take forever. Everyone is your friend until one of you declares it is not a friendship. People care about you. At 4 way stops, everyone is having a seizure trying to let the person who stopped before them go. We actually drive awesome. Most importantly, we are mostly democrat! #fucktrump
by coodiesquad October 12, 2019
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You know, I really thought I liked her but then she hit me with the Minnesota Knuckle, and now I’m not sure what to think!
by Spumoni September 10, 2021
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