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middle school

The place that shatters your dreams, ruins your friendships, and wastes your time.

You usually come in as a bright and cheery 6th grader, and come out as a suicidal 8th/9th grader. The drama/bullying there is pointless, and even if you tell a teacher that you're getting bullied, they won't give two shits.

The people in middle school you'll find are Jocks, nerds, mean girls (sometimes boys), outsiders who like to joke around in class, social media sluts, fuckboys, loners, and more.

The teachers are the most miserable people in the world, and they should be given the fact that they have to teach a bunch of moody kids who are going through puberty. They give you 3 hours of homework even though you might have a job or an after school event. If you tell them your side of the story, they will accuse you of talking back and they will send you to detention.

The best part is you're going to high school afterwards, which is hell on earth.
I was so fucking cringey back in middle school!
by anonymoose ._. August 13, 2017
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middle school

a place where u cannot go to sleep
a place where u get a ton of homework
a place where u cant talk to ur friends
a place where u will be lectured
a place where u will wish u were anywhere else
by xo.child April 9, 2017
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Middle Mary

Someone who constantly takes the position that "both sides are the same".

Someone who always tries to justify both sides.
Bill is such a Middle Mary, he said "The Axes and the Allies were both evil".
Joe keeps trying to tell me "The KKK and BLM are the same", why is he being a Middle Mary?
by kati9 December 3, 2021
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Frog in the Middle

A cool way to refer to the middle part of a phone number. If your middle three digits are 374 (FRG), that is.
Yo Badger, if you find that cool signed comic book, call me, at 803, frog in the middle, 1405.
by sockferret December 14, 2020
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Middle Metal

Music that is listened to primarily by Middle Schoolers to the end of feeling "Hardcore."

This music often becomes an obsession; the listeners often delude themselves into thinking that only the musician understands them.

When the listener matures several years, they realize how foolish they were, and occasionally listen for purposes of nostalgia.
"Dude, what's this Three Day's Grace album doing on your shelf?"

"Oh, that's my kid brother's. He's really into Middle Metal now."
by NewPaul September 1, 2013
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Middle School

A constant excuse torwards your parents, that allows you to do any crazy sh!t
Damn bro I cant wait to get to middle school, so I can always say I have to learn, while I do any shit I want
by KhitDerly November 27, 2020
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Middle child

The middle child is often sad and depressed. They like to wear black and have no taste in fashion. They used to be happy but then another child was born. The middle child is often forgotten. They are often weak and like to cause fights. They usually have little friends. The youngest are often known as the golden child and that's why the middle child is jealous of the youngest.
Youngest: I'm the best
Middle: I'm the middle child but I used to be the youngest
by Lovely_livey February 27, 2022
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