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Michael

Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. He might be these things, but really Michael is a player. Never date a Michael unless you truly love him or something.
Jess: "did you hear? Michael got a girlfriend after a 2week breakup."
Kim:"ohh...he such a player."
by itsyogirly February 6, 2020
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Michael

He is a crazy human being who has a very exotic personality.He hates bullshit with a burning passion and is like literally the most funniest goat to be around.His amazing humour covers up his enormous nose and forehead that his for some reason insercure about.He has depression and is a very good therapist.Even when people are dry and arent funny for shit he will still laugh just to make them feel special for 10 seconds.Michael is such an anime fan and will kill anyone who disrespects its name.Anyway if your ever lucky to find a michael, make sure your not a thot or you wont stand a chance with being friends with him.ALSOOOO his laugh gives everyone light even in dark times.
"I need to laugh"Said thotty sally.
"Call Michael"Said thotty bitch.
"Hmm okay i need some anti-thot spray so lets call faith as well"thotty sally replies
"Yeah yeah" she says looking at her shitty phone.
by Faith Fucking Tholley May 22, 2018
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Michael

A corrupted mind with a pure heart
See that guy with a big dick? That’s not Michael.
by Walyko November 17, 2019
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Michael

Micheal is a tall white guy that is a perfect specimen of a human. He is really smart and. Cocky and is a good person
Damm look at the Michael over there he is so y’all
by Jeff the bob the jeff June 11, 2019
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Michael

A breed that is just different.
1.Hey are you michael?
2.Yeah
3.were just different.
by Floridaboi08 December 31, 2020
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Michael

Guys named Michael have a tough exterior that they hardly let anybody through besides the ones he loves most. Because inside of that shell... He is the most caring, compassionate, heartwarming flirt (not the one who would ever think of cheating) you could ever imagine. He may be busy in his life but he still puts time in placing his loved ones in it and including them.

This man is a keeper even if he doesn't think that highly of himself. Michael's have a few quirks, but even those quirks are adorable and so worth being close to him. He truly is a one of a kind special type of guy who'm you can entrust the world to and your heart in hopes that he will return the favor because his heart is pure gold.
Michael is more than just a bestfriend to me.
by SuzuBrooke August 6, 2020
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Michael

wow ur such Michael
by TwaxB0y September 27, 2019
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