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Instant Message

The act of shoving one's phone into another's Vagina or Ass depending on if it followed Anal or Vaginal Sex. This is then followed by a short text message to the inserted phone; this will leave them with a nice vibration.
A man having an intercouse with another woman. The man pulls out before blowing his load and shoves his phone into the Vagina. He then says "anything he wants to" in a text message. The man has successfully completed the Instant Message.
by Wyatt The Whakkle June 6, 2010
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Pocket Message

A call made via cell phone that was unintentional in which made it to another’s voice mail; usually as a result of being unlocked and placed in a pocket or purse.
Joey left 3 pocket messages for me last night. Sounded like he was at some happnin party!
by DJ Jack Master Flash August 7, 2008
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mira mesa high school

Mira Mesa High School, a former ghetto school in the early 2000s that somehow turned into the highest perforning in SD, thanks to the crackdown of gangs like the Asian Crips and the gentrification of the place from the high income housing projects in east mira mesa
Mira Mesa High School no longer the ghetto, SRHS the new ghetto school in North County
by CartersSons1973 October 23, 2019
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Private message

Private messages or known as (PM) are used when one person wants to message someone outside of the group chat.
Person 1: um person 2 can u please private message me thanks.
Person 2: Oh ok, sure.
by Fadewulf March 18, 2021
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send a message to Fidel

A euphemism for defecate particularly popular in South Florida and other areas where there is a large population of refugees from the Fidel Castro regime.
¡'ño! Gotta send a message to Fidel, brb :-/
by leonAzul May 9, 2010
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Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)

A instant messaging system used by jewish people to communicate through heads so that goys cannot understand or attempt to interprate the conversation. Similar to AIM or Aol Instant Messaging.
Abraham looked across the commons at Sallie and was "Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)" her as she walked towards the tables. Johnny, the preachers son had no idea what they were saying, but gee I guess he did have a comb-over that day.
by Fekakta October 25, 2009
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Messa

The known of a particular person that is a mess, in all aspects of his/her life.
by Name claimer January 15, 2009
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