melted cheesus

a picture of jesus made out of melted cheese. usually on toast or if your crazy, crackers!

girl: WOW you made a meted cheesus!

boy: You got so much foudation on girl, you look loike a melted cheesus.

by toast <3 x May 31, 2011

Melt

A person who makes stupid decisions

Dayde watts you truly are the king of melts

by Jkluonhbyb June 3, 2018

Melted snicker

The act of eating someone’s ass after they ate mass amounts of Taco Bell.

James- “Your hear Jessica let me eat that melted snicker last night”
Pablo- “ No way, you lucky bastard”

by Bettercarton September 28, 2022

melted hershey

When you try to fart and you end up spraying shit everywhere.

Bro I melted Hershey at my girlfriends house

by Daboss822 December 3, 2016

Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.

Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!

by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010

melt

getting high from drugs which produce a calming or euphoric high (typically drugs like opioids or benzodiazepines)

I think im gonna melt tonight

by oxy2022 June 9, 2022

Melt

An individual that submits easily. Someone who appears weak or lame.
An individual acting or appearing naive/stupid.

Shut up you Melt. What are you talking about you Melt.

by Tiny675 December 22, 2017