mega sara

a twirky litlle blonde who makes weird noises and picks up tampons. but i love her!!

She runs over to pick up her *chapstick* jumps for joy when she reaches it and yelps when she realizes its a tampon.

by Miracle whip March 22, 2005

MEGA-MO

WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN, SKEET ON HER FACE, AND THEN HAVE HER ARRESTED FOR SOMETHING. THE MEGA-MO IS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT. ONLY YOUR MOST SKILLED PLAYER CAN PULL IT OFF.

JOSH-"ANDY, WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT"
ANDY-"I TOOK SOME BITCH HOME FROM THE CLUB AND GAVE HER THE MEGA-MO

by FLOYD HARRISON February 24, 2009

Mega Straight

a homosexual

p1: hey are you a Mega Straight
p2: yeah im such a quirky Mega Straight

by terabytee January 26, 2022

Mega Cloaca

The universe was created by the Mega Cloaca. When the Mega Cloaca farted shitted and cammed, the universe was born. The Mega Cloaca consists of an asshole, eyeball, ear, uterus, cock, and also balls, it is EVERYTHING.

The Mega Cloaca has blessed us with life

by SacredCalamity February 15, 2022

Mega Zit

A zit so huge it would blow your hand off if yuo were to pop it.

Man I saw Mike pop that Mega Zit and after words his hand was gone!

by Captian Space Monkey July 22, 2010

Mega-ginger

A ginger who is obnoxiously ginger-ish, even moreso than the usual. an extremely vibrant red/orange ginger; or one with long, nasty hair or a gingerfro. Firecrotch on their head, for example. One with an unabelievably excessive amount of freckles, if it were to have a kid with another ginger, it would be one giant freckle

Holy shit! Look at that nappy-haired mega-ginger! It's so gingery I'm gonna puke!

by alexilaiho911 August 20, 2010

Mega X

The webmaster of Video Mania and author of the hilarious web comic "Simply Insane."
He wears blue and red armor and carries a powerful laser blade.

"Mega X can soil my shorts any day."

by Missy November 18, 2003