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Mathias

Given to those who possess a thick penis and irregularly placed pubic hair. Also, the upper body is unusually smaller than the lower body giving the image of a ridiculously fruity christmas tree.
Guy 1: I love masturbating to the sound of a door creaking.

Guy 2: That's so Mathias!!!

Guys 1 and 2 then suffocate each other with their irregularly sized penises.
by Miragemelody August 17, 2009
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Mathematics

Mathematics is a subject used to kill 98% of the human brain cells hence the term Mental Abuse To Humans aka (MATH)
Mathematics kills you.... Math is death
by unanimous0 March 5, 2019
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Mathew

There is ew in his name for a reason. He is an ugly piece of shit that can't mind his own damn business. Hes the ugliest kid you will ever meet.He loves drama. Be careful telling Mathew your secrets because he can't keep any. All of the ugly girls like him. He can never keep a relationship.
girl#1: ew who is that?
girl#2: his name must be Mathew
by C3T6 November 20, 2019
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mathew

an incredibly gorgeous rugby player from Durham
mathew james tait(shotley bridge)
by alexis lane June 17, 2008
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Mathematics

There is certainty.
Mathematics gives us the power of perception.
Though the physical applications of mathematics may change, the thoughts themselves are eternal and are in another realm of existence.
Mathematics is thought and, therefore, it is eternal and can be known by anyone.
Today we view mathematical ideas as free creations of the human mind.
They are the tools we use to map the world.
Experience is the key.
Although absolute certainty is not possible, we can still attain accurate knowledge and reasonable beliefs about the world and universe we live in through the notions of mathematics.
The World is a Wondrous Place to those who don’t Know Mathematics.
by the_infinitesimal February 27, 2005
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mathew mele syndrome

when ur dick is so inverted it touches your brain and kills u
we are gathered here toda because of matts death.
He died from the mathew mele syndrome
by scotty little boy February 27, 2009
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mathed out

to have done too much math homework that you are too boredd/stressed/tired out of your mind and cannot function properly to continue the math.
shit. i did an hour long math test. i am mathed out.
by jeezlouisiamgod May 24, 2009
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