you i am; a mayo

when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"

oi, bella? you hunggrryy?
"you i am; a mayo"

by Assistacat February 3, 2021

Cheese and Mayo Sandwich

When 3 lesbians get together and scissor and at least one of them has an STD/STI or at least a yeast infection Hence the "Cheese"

You hear about Carly, Alex, and Jenny? Those three had a Cheese and Mayo Sandwich. One of em has herpes and one of em has a yeast infection and Alix is a squirter

by CheekyBooty February 28, 2021

Luna's Mayo Addiction

Luna has a crippeling mayo addiction, as much as she tries to run from the may she keeps eating it, she is in love with the mayo, her only friend is mayo, in mayo she finds peace, rest and shelter, batman may have been born in the dark but luna was made in mayo.

Bro I am crazy for this girl like Luna's Mayo Addiction

by bigfriendlybear April 8, 2021

Mayo

A type of sauce that goes on food

Dagato love his mayo

by Ham1782 April 14, 2021

Stinko de Mayo

This is a pun of the Cinque de Mayo holiday on May 5. What you get when you eat too much Mexican food, especially with beans.

Watch out, I just made a stinko de mayo. Too much mayonnaise on my wonder bread and baloney sandwich.

by Stinko May 5, 2021

Ro mayo sauce

It's a nickname for a black kids cum. It's so much then chick fil a sauce.

Would u like so ro mayo sauce with your lunch

by Ro mayo sauce October 31, 2019

mayo devil

(Somewhat derogatory) A white person, implies a nefarious intent behind the white race. Mayo relates to the white color of the condiment and its popularity among whites, and devil implies a sinister intent behind either an individual or whites as a whole. Also see “bleach demon.” May be used in an argument with a white person

“Get your hands off me, you cracker ass mayo devil”

by Thepissmaster373 June 25, 2025