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Moses

A name-calling insult for a person who does stupendous actions, such as falling down out of nowhere, or dying hilariously amusing.
You were one big Moses when you fell down the stairs the other day...
I can't believe he became this much of a Moses in this one game...
MOOOSSSEEESSSS!!!
by stringlord363 February 4, 2025
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Moses

1) a kid who is always selling
2) sweatiest Minecraft sweat ever
3) he's a sweat
4) bro def needs a haircut fr fr
"MOSES YOU'RE SELLING!!!"
"oh my god of course moses would know about this random Minecraft fact"
"YOURE SUCH A SWEAT MOSES"
"MOSES YOU SOLD"
"MOOOOOOOOSSSEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by ChrisCouncilWhyUReadingThis February 5, 2025
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Moses-complex

Person who insists on/ takes pride in taking the hard way to get to a solution, while a simple alternative already exists.
Dude, why did you dig that hole with your hands? Shovels have existed for quite some time now. Do you have a Moses-complex or something?
by McLeentel May 1, 2025
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Moses

When a seat belt or a purse strap separates a woman's boobs.
by Pz@ November 13, 2025
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Uber-moses

I was uber-moses at Joco's last night.
by Joshua Collins December 13, 2006
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Jolly moses

The sothern Illinois version of saying "holy shit". Usually said by 40+ yr old men with shaved heads often named R...o..b..b..i..e with "-ie" in the end not "-y". Work at banks or something like that.
Girl, she be like " 200 men in Illinois dont earn $10,282 a year...OMG!"

R..o..b..b..i..e, he be like "JOLLY MOSES!!..!..!" (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)

Jesus, he be like "HELLOOO!"
by jesus037 November 13, 2009
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Bradley Moseley

A douche bag that will take everything you have,including your soul. Beware if the bradley moseley's that may be lurking in your neighborhood. Easily recognized by their red hair.
You: "hey i really like you bradley moseley"
Bradley Moseley: "I know thats why you should let me use your car, sleep with your younger sister and feed me drugs"
by lightinkind November 5, 2010
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