While at you your bachelor party in Denver, one of your best buds slips laxative into your drink without you knowing. So you go to get your lap dance and suddenly can no longer hold your shit inside your body, and just let it go. Your getting married in a week anyways so who cares.
by Bobby "Moist" Barnes March 25, 2009
Get the Moist Lap Dancemug. by MysticJutsu June 22, 2021
Get the Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommymug. It is possible to moisten ones eyebrows by dipping them in a bowl of water.
Uses in a sentence:
Present tense: The man instructed you to "Get your eyebrows moist".
Past tense: The man got his eyebrows moist".
Uses in a sentence:
Present tense: The man instructed you to "Get your eyebrows moist".
Past tense: The man got his eyebrows moist".
by Eyebrow January 13, 2014
Get the Get your eyebrows moistmug. One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005
Get the Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!mug. 
The accumulation of sweat beads or water droplets that form a rash like texture across the surface of your balls and down in your ass.
Nigger A: "Yo I'm gettin' some serious Sacular Moistness rn"
Nigger B: "Same fam, lick it off for me?"
sentence 2:
Nigger a: "Nigga dis hoe done lick up all the Sacular Moistness off my hairy nuts last night.. the damn piss aint come out cuz all that cloggin and shit in there from dah dry cum soo it just drip out and down onto my scrotum and make them beads and shit"
Nigger B: "mmmmmmmmmm"
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Nigger B: "Same fam, lick it off for me?"
sentence 2:
Nigger a: "Nigga dis hoe done lick up all the Sacular Moistness off my hairy nuts last night.. the damn piss aint come out cuz all that cloggin and shit in there from dah dry cum soo it just drip out and down onto my scrotum and make them beads and shit"
Nigger B: "mmmmmmmmmm"
Moistsacknutsballsgrossniggerasscuntfuckballsacksacular
by MoistNIgger July 2, 2016
Get the Sacular Moistnessmug. Man 1: Hey whats up with moist papa he seems sad.
Man 2: I think he lost his watermelon so he cannot have sex anymore.
Man 2: I think he lost his watermelon so he cannot have sex anymore.
by crapmonstanker February 5, 2018
Get the Moist Papamug.