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Dirty Mitchell

A sexual act in which one performs anal on a female. Following the removal of his poop covered member the female performs fellatio. After climax, the man proceeds to make out with his female counterpart, swapping a mixture of saliva, semen, and a lil’ bit-o-poop.
“I got so hammered last night that I gave my girlfriend a Dirty Mitchell”
by GabeOwner110599 August 22, 2025
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Canadian Mitchel

instead of putting maple syrup on pancakes a white man called Mitchel ejaculates on them instead.
by funnyman1112 March 10, 2022
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Adam 'scruff' Mitchell

A pronoun used to describe parentless, virgin, rag head wearing, yellow teeth stained, smegma riddled, shit flicking, fag ash snorting, turna baccy smoking, rodents that can't afford essential items in day-to-day society in order to survive which usually means they are extremely skinny, ragid, stinky and uncleanly.
You heard of that fella from Aberdeen? He's a proper "Adam 'scruff' Mitchell".
by 100% floyd May 28, 2025
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Mitchell Hastings

god's reincarnation,if you question his might he will press the nut button
Mitchell Hastings: geez that cunt is so cool he's a mitch games 247 he is like Mitchell Hastings
@Mitch games 247 on youtube
by Mitch is a freak February 13, 2019
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Mitchell

Mitchell is preferably a boy name, and may have the gender-swap name of Michelle. His hair cut is kinda sus. He makes the best jokes. He has a pool and a rip stick. His birthday is on ummmmmm march 8th??? idk honestly. my humour sucks. hes a nice person and i should've gotten him nail polish for his bday. peace out
Michelle 💅

Mitchell is such a rad name
by happylittlemcdonaldskid March 14, 2021
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the place where all the depressed emo girls go to cry their hearts out. also the place the potheads and nic addicts go to hit a bong/hyde in the bathroom. usually this happens in the open room, with risk of a teacher walking in at any moment. why do they do it here you may ask? because it’s the bathroom with the best ventilation. the girls usually sit on the bathroom floor (in the stalls this time) and sob their hearts out while listening to mitski.
do you wanna go to the nichols mitchel hall locker girls bathrooms and smoke a joint?
by privateschoolbxtch25 November 9, 2021
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Mitchell Gaston

An amazingly attractive man.

Sometimes used to describe someones attractiveness/greatness.
I love Mitchell Gaston!

That guy is so Mitchell Gaston.
by iamsonotinlovewithyou December 14, 2010
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