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new york minute

Very quick amount of time...noted by NYC's fast pace
When the J-Lo song came on the radio, he turned the station in a New York Minute
by BFG December 6, 2003
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Ek Minute

A musical comedy in three acts written by celebrated playwrights Knickhill Ahnund and Uhmoogh Javanoor. The show premiered on Broadway on December 17, 2011 and got rave reviews.

The plot centers around a weary Doctor Kalam Rangosapanadan who has not spoken in seventeen years. He is enlisted to fight the combined forces of Professor Jai Ramprasad from IIT, who has corrupted the Doctor's daughter into the ways of villainy. Will he succeed in his virtuous endeavor, or will he forever be thwarted by this Madinamapialalala-menacing madman? It all depends on the strength of his moustache! Stay tuned!

As with any other such play, there are 18 musical sequences, each indistinguishable from the next.
Daughter: *eyes bloodshot* Ek minute! I shall tell you this once only so listen very well.It is pronounced as Madinamapialalala and don't you forget it, I swear upon Dhristadhyumna's Devanagari, heads will roll! sits down

*Thunder in the background. Lighting flashes in the middle of the day. Everyone stares wide eyed. Cue ominous music.*

Later:

Auto Rickshaw Driver: "Where to, saa-"
Doctor: slaps him SHADDAP!

*leaps into rickshaw, twirls his moustache, and speeds across the stage*
by Rowheed "Rajkumar" Toorumellow October 26, 2008
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Mom Minute

(n.) The approximate amount of time it takes for your mom to do something when she says "I'll be there in a minute"

General* conversion rate

1 mom minute= 15 normal minutes

*Please note that conversions vary. Moms may take up to 30 minutes or an hour after declaring their mom minute, and in those rare cases, they actually come in a minute.
Kid: "Hey Mom, can you come help me with my homework?"

Mom: "Yes, just a minute"

Kid: "Oh, ok, I guess that's a mom minute. I'll be back in 15 minutes, I'm gonna go watch some tv while I wait"
by bigducky29 February 22, 2011
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Skinny minute

Skinny minute when you see someone in the time span of less then 24 hours
Person 1: hey dude I haven’t seen you in a skinny minute

Person 2: yeah I know man
by Jjwhahabahshs June 1, 2018
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Bros per Minute

(n.) Bros per minute or BPM is a very efficient way of measuring the intensity of an argument. As one can tell, it is the amount of uses of the word bro for every minute of an argument. 1-2 BPM shows that an argument may be starting. 3-4 BPM shows that an argument has already started, while 5+ BPM is a intense argument.
Job: "Hey, bro"
Dane: "What did you say bro?"
J: "You heard me, bro!"
D: "Bro! Shut up, bro! You best not be starting something, bro!"

Bystander: "Man that is an intense argument... The Bros Per Minute will soon be over 9000!!"
by Derp and Neele November 20, 2013
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hickory smoked minute clinic

(Disclaimer): Can only be performed when fucking after a barbecue.

The hickory smoked minute clinic is performed by taking the leftover, uncooked hickory smoked bacon (from the barbecue) and first wrapping it around your dick. Once this action is completed you may proceed to take your meat covered cock and pork your girlfriend for exactly one minute. As soon as you pull out you must take the uncooked bacon and make her eat it exactly how it is.
"Yo I just saw Redneck Sam give that girl a Hickory Smoked Minute Clinic behind the Grill!"
by TheRealPD February 3, 2015
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A Quaza 1 Minute Special

Whenever the individual named "Quaza" makes a meme out of a screenshot in less than a minute, some would say its their specialty.
"Look at this silly screenshot Quaza! Wait. What?! You already made a meme out of it? That's A Quaza 1 Minute Special!"
by VibeCheckRadio August 3, 2023
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