Dick-Mess

1. When you've been a dick and made a mess of a situation
2. When you've gotten ejaculate everywhere

I made a huge dick-mess today

by GaleWeathers September 30, 2022

Hot mess

A person who is really attractive (like hot) but you can tell that they are working really hard. It’s a compliment.

“Woah Sarah, your a hot mess!”

by Alejandra06 October 25, 2022

the mess

when someone is the problem in their own life.

disastrous, chaotic, possessed, insane and self destructive individual

can be used on it's own in exclamation or as an adjective.

"i texted my ex"
"girl you are the mess"

"i tboned a cop car"
"the mess"

by HYGRATIA December 17, 2022

Lion Mess

A great soccer player from Portugal, his greatest rival is Cristian Ronald.

Did you see Lion Mess beat Cristian Ronald last night?

by arandomgdfurry December 20, 2022

Glory Mess

When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess

HOLY FUCK, WHO MADE THIS GLORY MESS ON MY BED?

by Yes, I tried it June 19, 2023

RAGGY MESS

i LIKE RAGGY MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i LIKE RAGGY MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by RAGGY MESS October 4, 2023

girl mess

the mess you might find on a girls floor, desk etc
could be a variety of things like random underwear, bows, old cereal, mascara, hairbrush, literally just random cute girl stuff in a mess
no matter what it is it's cute cuz it's a girls

me: ugh i love girl mess
poop: wdym it's a pile of old makeup wipes
me: that's exactly what i mean bro it's cute

by nocluebruc January 31, 2024