Melted

Adj: Poor demeanor or not worth a damn; A diss; Being stupid or dumb.

Adj: Being mad or upset.

1. How you asking me for $2 when you owe me $5? Yo you melted!

2. These dudes is melted up in here.

3. Her boyfriend forgot his wallet when the bill came. I know she melted!

by Tahlee98 June 28, 2022

Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.

Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!

by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010

Melt

Northern Irish (particularly Belfast) slang which means to be in a state of frustration, confusion or burn out. Also can pertain to a situation being stressful or agitating.

"That shift in work was a complete melt"

"Leave me alone, my heads melted"

"You're a melt"

by Fyobbs June 17, 2022

Melt

A person who makes stupid decisions

Dayde watts you truly are the king of melts

by Jkluonhbyb June 3, 2018

Melted snicker

The act of eating someone’s ass after they ate mass amounts of Taco Bell.

James- “Your hear Jessica let me eat that melted snicker last night”
Pablo- “ No way, you lucky bastard”

by Bettercarton September 28, 2022

melted banana

n. caused by naomi costa gag; not to be confused with minted like banans

my milkshake gave him a melted banana

by naomi March 25, 2005

Melt

An individual that submits easily. Someone who appears weak or lame.
An individual acting or appearing naive/stupid.

Shut up you Melt. What are you talking about you Melt.

by Tiny675 December 22, 2017