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luke

Luke is a follower he will stand next to the fire when it is not on. Luke would usually have glasses and wear old baggy clothes he is a short skinny guy. You can usually convince Luke to buy you any thing you want or like.Luke is usually a bad cook and he will watch you get dressed and sleep and even eat.
Luke is a one of a kind guy
by kenny and joey October 14, 2011
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Luke

A really nice guy who has slept with everyone. But, he has a small cock
Hey here comes Luke.

He's so hot.

Yeah but he has a small dick.

Yeah I know

You've slept with him too?

Yeah everyone has.
by ASMALLCHICKENNUGGET December 9, 2016
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Luke

A fat bastard/morbidly obese person who loves an 8 year-old with a nice arse
Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a big mac on a mobility scooter
by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019
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Luke

Person 1: Is Luke banned from Discord yet?
Person 2: No, and it's surprising, he sent a pp picture to a 15 year old.
by Coronavirus!! May 5, 2020
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Luke

A boy that has a great, playful, and sometimes even dirty sense of humor. He is usually the best guy friend that a person could ask for. He is all the girl's best friend, but he is far from just the friend zone! He is very sensitive and shows his emotions, but in a manly way. Luke is a person that is the brilliant. Luke is overall an amazing person! If you have a Luke in your life then you are quite lucky!
My boyfriend broke up with me, and Luke was the first to comfort me!
by LaLaLaUke November 22, 2019
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Luke

See that mentally challenged retard over there, his name is Luke
by Lord mammoth cock August 17, 2018
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Luke

by I’m Bored and Concerned February 19, 2019
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