leaf

the most under appreciated pokemon protagonist to ever exist that even game freak abandoned.

jerry: hey man I love pokemon
joe: yeah who's your favorite protagonist?
jerry: leaf
joe: who?

by who says I have a plan? October 5, 2020

keefe on a leaf

You all know elf on a shelf...
But now it's KEEFE ON A LEAF!
*referring to keefe sencen from kotlc*

hey did you see the keefe on a leaf meme? It's so funny!

by GrackDaWeirdo October 27, 2021

Leaf

Noun/Adverb/Adjective/pronoun/Whatever

A green boi in which is can magically change colors with the supernatural power of Chlorophyll.

Have the supernatural abilty to rise from the dead and can reincarnate.

Also it's worst enemies are listed here ;
-seanoning,

-eletric chainsaws,

-lame metalic axe heads,
-hot fire,

smogy smelly smoke,
0.00000000000000000000000000000005927461% oxegen level,

radioactive butter,
and finally an infinite pit of sadness.
9these are totally true facts ;)

The leaf was changed by the power of the trees abilty to do stuff with Chlorophyll.

by None of yo business other peps December 3, 2021

Leafe

A handsome, good-looking,mysterious men , that would look great in a long black coat . He is really brave and always there for his friends and family. He is hard-working even tho nobody really see’s it. Also he is really really good in bed. When you would describe him as a smell, he probably would smell like vanilla and cigarettes.

Human 1: “hey do you saw that good looking, mysterious guy walked by?”
Human 2: “ oh yeah that’s leafe.”
Human 1:” I’m in love with him.”
Human 2: “ everyone is.”

by User301069 November 23, 2021

Toronto Maple leaf

The woman must be Canadian and she does a handstand wile you pour a full bottle of real maple syrup into her vagina and suck it out with a straw and proceed to have sex with her as you blow the syrup into her mouth.

I met a canadian girl at the bar, she taught me what a Toronto maple leaf was, man I love canada.

by swatymcswatit December 7, 2016

Leafed

To have the potential to be successful, but when the time comes to perform, you fail miserably. See Toronto Maple Leafs.

The Toronto hockey team leafed it again in the playoffs.

by FireBreathingCookie October 31, 2022

Shit the leaf

When your first immediate reaction to something is “Nah, fuck that”. Thats when you just bounce up out that bitch. Similar to a “fuck it” moment.

“Yesterday at work I up and shit the leaf on a customer” - D

“Yeah? What happened?” - A

“Well the trash was so gross so I shit the leaf and left” - D

“Damn! Was it on Cornwall?” - A

“You know it” - D

“Their garbage is gross!!! I won’t even touch it!” - A

by Uncle Uriah May 8, 2021