Lauren

A huge thot, that thinks she is the best overall. But in reality no one looks up to Lauren.

Lauren is a thot, don’t be a Lauren

by Hammydrew April 14, 2019

Lauren

is a frick and a heck who is a cheer leader & is v mean to evry person she cab find. emmits a feil of nanobots that can dissassemble u all the time. Likes blu and is a shithead

cheerleader lauren

by minejf May 24, 2018

Lauren

The biggest attention seeker you’ll ever meet. She’ll cry over everything and give any guy a sloppy toppy. Watch out she might fuck ur cat.

“Ew a rat”
“Oh you mean a Lauren”

by Laurenh8r69 May 6, 2019

Lauren

A foul creature that lurks at night. With fingers for toes and toes for fingers she will snatch you up and eat you whole. Titties jiggling, she will come out of no where and make you fear your life. Watch out, and be safe.

Oh my god, I think I see a Lauren over there, I'm literally going to shit myself

by ilovepeachesandcream May 16, 2018

Lauren

Crazy, she can go psycho on you at any second. Very political. Has alot of boyfriends that she disclaims but secretly likes all of them. Mentally unstable. Hates liberals.... with a passion.

She acts just like a Lauren

by Thunder26 February 19, 2018

Lauren

A Lauren is a rambunctious small statured stacked woman. Usually found swaddled in sheets at 1 A.M. to around 1 P.M., they are generally docile, but can be provoked to action if sleep or steak are disturbed. In the sack, she has an angelic ass-clap, but ironically, Lauren’s are unable to twerk due to their short legs.

1: Hey man, what’s that girl doing over there? The one in the onesie.

2: Having a seizure?

1: oh, shit! She’s trying the sprinkler?!

2: must be a Lauren...

by IFUCKINGWINHUNNY February 23, 2019

Lauren

This sexy beast will gorge of food daily. You can find her in her natural habitat, the fridge be careful not to disturb her daily feeding seeing as you may anger her and she will snatch your wig.

Guy1: bro all the foods gone.
Guy2: must be lauren

by Isosarah2 November 13, 2017