lazy swayze

When a Woman gives her lover a blowjob while she is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

A reverse Blumpkin.
Blumpkin BlowJob

My girlfriend walked into the bathroom when I was in the shower and sat down for a shit. I was kind of annoyed but she made up for it by giving me an excellent Lazy Swayze.

by Jeropotato May 12, 2016

Lazy Dracula

This is when a woman is on her period and she gives him a blow job as he's licking her out. They then sloppy kiss with fluids in their mouths: share and share alike!

Pete and his missus had a fantastic Lazy Dracula as she was on her period when they they were on a dirty weekend in Newry.

by Cunthamstertoastmaster July 18, 2016

Lazy Mule

Alcoholic beverage consisting of a cinnamon-dusted fresh orange slice and a shot of tequila. One licks the cinnamon, shoots the tequila and then bites the orange slice. No particular brand of tequila required.

Dude, I had too many Lazy Mules at the bar last night and I am hungover!

by DarrenDriven August 15, 2012

lazy swimmers

Another term for low sperm count.

Basically saying when a male doesn't have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it's nearly impossible to father a child with a female. There have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it's impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.

Joe: Hey, man, did you hear. Mike got lazy swimmers, so he can't be a dad like he wanted to be.

Sam: Damn, that sucks.

by Elektra_Stone November 12, 2010

Lazy panda

Somone that is Shitting and vomiting at the same time on the toilet.

Stacy got food poisoning and is totally is a lazy panda

by Nindmcnin June 4, 2015

Lazy susan

A Susan who is lazy and doesn’t wipe her rear end, too lazy to pull the plug for her bath water, too lazy to kick off your crocs when you can’t even walk out your shoes when you walk inside, use her fingers aka her 3 fingers to scoop put the butter out of the butter dish, snorting to pretend to be cute, stealing people’s buns and food. Refusing to put your own garlic bread in the oven.

“Hmmmm why is the carpet dirt”

“Oh yeah it’s because lazy Susan didn’t take off her crocs”

by Idkidksghoroeht January 17, 2020

lazy laundry

When you wear dirty clothes for weeks cause your to lazy to wash clothes OR when you wash clothes and leave them in the basket for weeks cause your to lazy to put them up.

I've been living off of lazy laundry for 2 weeks.

by writtenanonymously October 23, 2014