Learypoop

The original name for the tassel attached to the mortarboard (the graduation cap).

John: Yo, am I supposed to wear my learypoop to the left or the right on my mortarboard?

Bill: To the left, to the left. Take your learypoop and move it to the left. Till we graduate anyway.

by Hoob urk g'jorb May 6, 2010

Learie

Learie is the guy that makes everyone laugh,has fun,lives life.. he likes dubstep and also anime. If you get a Learie keep him because there are none other like him so give him your heart and keep his safe.

Did you hear that joke? It was hilarious! That must have been something Learie would say.

by Shortstuff101 April 19, 2018

Learnin'gitis

The attribute of being stupid or unintelligent. Typically used in an insulting manner.

"Billy Bob, get 'yer ass home, you got that learnin'gitis."
"Wow, you walked into the wrong class? You must have that learnin'gitis!"

by Joseph Billiam Bobicus January 22, 2018

legaretta

the last name of the finest person you'll ever see, usually a last name of a hispanic person

damn he's fine, he must be a legaretta

by suckmytiddy November 30, 2020

The Learn How To Skate

While in the locker room getting ready for hockey practice when the kid u hate isnt paying attention put a strip of clear tape on the blades of his skates so when he goes on the ice he falls every 2 seconds

Chaz: Yo J.R when i get in the locker room im going to do The Learn How To Skate to Rich.
J.R: Hahahah Do it!!!! He cant skate anyway this should be funny

by II Chucklez II February 4, 2010

i learnt the clarinet at school

I give a great blowjob

"Can you do anything?!?"
"I learnt the clarinet at school...."

by 7947568 July 7, 2016

Brianna Leary

Fat, Ugly, Stupid, Rejected, Lonely Girl.
Everyone hates her

Brianna Leary is looking at me like a stupid bitch

by ilovenathanskinner123 October 13, 2017