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keyboard ally

A person who frequently posts pseudonymous comments online in support of a oppressed group, but takes no real world action in their own community where they may face backlash, such that their efforts make no difference at best and at worst encourage oppressors to greater levels of hatred or willful ignorance.
Sara: "Tim spends all day arguing with people on reddit, but he didn't sign that local petition asking for greater police accountability because he didn't want to catch flack from his in-laws."

Jane: "Bah humbug, he's just a keyboard ally."
by Globgogabgalabagolab August 19, 2023
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keyboard trash

When you get so happy or excited for something word can't describe, you type keyboard trash.
ex. ahdiofhihfojsficijsxapdai
p1: What is she doing?
p2: Oh she's typing keyboard trash.
by goingbackto505 September 8, 2016
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Keyboard Raver

Keyboard ravers are people who all tune into the same music and then discuss on facebook how the banging trance is, they jump on their beds and bang their heads.

They are the ultimate misbehavers disturbing the neighbours. They get messy with nessy.

They are in-sitting in!
Getting tranced out their puss!
They are in-tuned in!
by raver1 May 29, 2012
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Spit on my Keyboard

An accidental sperminating of ones keyboard during an act on online monkey spanking
Whilst whacking-off over a inter-racial DP gang bang porn Joshua "accidentally" Spit on my Keyboard
by Brenda.Rukken January 25, 2018
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orange keyboard

The keyboard of somebody who constantly eats snack foods while at the computer. (IE eating Cheetos constantly will result in orange residue on your keyboard.)
Guy 1: *munching sounds*
Guy 2: Do you have an orange keyboard?
Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: Orange Keyboard
by rpg May 4, 2006
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'End' on your keyboard

A function on the keyboard not many people actually know about. You can use this to get to the bottom of a page or website if you don't feel like scrolling down all the way.
"How do I navigate online pages quickly?"

"You can either use 'End' on your keyboard to get to the bottom instantly, or vice versa -- to the top of the page using 'Home' on your keyboard
by Above Average Jojo Fan October 17, 2023
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I speak keyboard...

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by  September 21, 2022
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