Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024

Survival Kit

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).

Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Kit

Kit is so sexy he likes to walk... nice

Wow, he likes to walk! he must be a Kit!

by Monke 5 April 15, 2022

Y-Kit

When a group of "Y-Kit" young Karen's in training say "they are uncomfortable"
the equivalent of "I fear for my life"

Lia Thomas stroking fear into her swim team while they change from birthday suit to clothes, you know Lia Thomas' future Karen card is revoked.

The Y-Kit revoked Lia Thomas' Karen card of privilege.

by Political content January 27, 2022

good bit of kit

good bit of kit is when someone has a good rack

she has a good bit of kit

by good bit of kit guy November 8, 2023

Pinky Kit

That one youtuber who likes killing mika_kit and copies both Mika and catty

Eww Pinky Kit traced Mika and Catty!

by estesia March 23, 2024

kit kat chunky white

Black Nigerian kid by the name of Kenny owolabi used to sell chocolate bars in st cuthberts, in his loud Nigerian accent he wud shout “KIT KAT CHUNKY WHITE”

Me: Kenny bro wat u selling like wor ked
Kenny: “KIT KAT CHUNKY WHITE”

by Crazy offender April 29, 2020