Despite almost always sporting a disgustingly foul haircut that may resemble the hair lodged firmly between the asscheeks of some wild animal, Karens are extremely lovable. When not fervently demanding to speak to your manager or divorce lawyer, Karens are devoted mothers, sisters and workers. They are extremely funny and very reliable, you can trust Karen with your darkest secrets. Somewhat surprisingly, a lot of Karens are very very kinky, most of the time these kinks revolve around tentacles and octopi.
by AntelopeIsMyGender February 1, 2019
Get the Karenmug. A name of a girl. Karen means pure. Also a meme name. But all Karen’s are living memes, so it’s okay.
by karlg77 June 14, 2018
Get the Karenmug. A very sensitive person with a kind heart and sometimes very jealous person and a great person and fun to hang out with
Karen!!!!
by X....melody...x October 19, 2019
Get the Karenmug. To give more information than necessary to answer a simple yes or no question.
karenizing The act of giving more information than necesssary when answering a simple question
karenizer Someone caught in the act of karenizing on a subject.
karenizing The act of giving more information than necesssary when answering a simple question
karenizer Someone caught in the act of karenizing on a subject.
Question: Is this order going to ship today?
Answer: Well, we don't have all the parts, the ship to address is not complete and the contact phone number for the customer may not be good. I've called 6 times and can not get through. I have customer service working on getting me a good number. I'm not sure whether to schedule a truck or not.
Response: So, is the order going to ship?
No.
Then, don't karenize.
Answer: Well, we don't have all the parts, the ship to address is not complete and the contact phone number for the customer may not be good. I've called 6 times and can not get through. I have customer service working on getting me a good number. I'm not sure whether to schedule a truck or not.
Response: So, is the order going to ship?
No.
Then, don't karenize.
by Teal Bandit March 12, 2010
Get the karenizemug. Karen is a person who pretends to be for social justice, while screwing people over.
Karen brings nasty potato salad to picnics.
Karen breaks things for attention then sets up crowdfunding to guilt people out of their hard earned money.
Karen uses people.
Karen has poor personal hygiene.
Karen tries to sleep with all of your acquaintences.
Karen brings nasty potato salad to picnics.
Karen breaks things for attention then sets up crowdfunding to guilt people out of their hard earned money.
Karen uses people.
Karen has poor personal hygiene.
Karen tries to sleep with all of your acquaintences.
God dammit, Karen...leave that guy alone...hes not into you.
Put the phone down, Karen...being black isnt a crime.
Karen tried to poison everyone at the picnic with that god damn potato salad.
#whykaren
Put the phone down, Karen...being black isnt a crime.
Karen tried to poison everyone at the picnic with that god damn potato salad.
#whykaren
by whykaren July 11, 2018
Get the Karenmug. A middle age woman who does not respect the drip she has a really short bob and is a total bitch
Always wants the manager and kids
Always wants the manager and kids
by Brooklyn 💋 June 22, 2020
Get the Karenmug. by momolologaming01 April 23, 2019
Get the karenmug.