a worthless peice of shit that will take your virginty and fuck u a couple of times and wait a couple of months and break up with u
jordan is a worthless peice of shit
by stevens_babygirl420 October 23, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. A stuck up ugly person girls run away from at first sight. You would never want to date him. He is 1/2 incher and rides carnival rides for a life
by HMHBOSS February 5, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is very kind.
by ethnic.dictionary👩🏽🦱 March 14, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is an extremely awesome person, who makes an amazing big brother, he may have a few fall out with his siblings but will Always be there for them no matter what... Jordan is a very hard person to find he is unique and special in his own way.... Everyone loves him and don't think u can name one person who knows him who dislikes him... He is a very generous person and love to have a good laugh with his friends and family... Jordan makes an awesome friends because he is loving, caring, nice, helpful etc... If he gets a girlfriend i'm sure as hell swear she will be the luckiest girl alive...
Girl 1: I have a new boyfriend!
Girl 2: cute! Who is he?
Girl 1: his names Jordan!
Girl 2: omg!! I can already tell he is an awesome person, ur a very lucky girl!
Girl 2: cute! Who is he?
Girl 1: his names Jordan!
Girl 2: omg!! I can already tell he is an awesome person, ur a very lucky girl!
by 13ah.161 January 1, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. Ur short as fuck Jordan
Jordan-hOWS thE wEATheR UP thERE
Jordan is a name that is derived from gay retards that succ each other off every hour the name comes from gays and Nazi Jews
Also a country in the Middle East that is as small as Jordan’s penis
Jordan-hOWS thE wEATheR UP thERE
Jordan is a name that is derived from gay retards that succ each other off every hour the name comes from gays and Nazi Jews
Also a country in the Middle East that is as small as Jordan’s penis
by Hioiioii November 23, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. by digbickmommy May 27, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. He acts like he doesn't care but he does and he's always challenging Michael and doesn't want to lose but when he does he pretends he doesn't care. He's a cool dude though.
Jordan : ha! look at my high score on dream piano bet you can't beat that Michael
Michael : *beats it*
Jordan : do you always have to try to beat me whatever I don't care
Also Jordan : haha I beat yours again
Michael : *beats it*
Jordan : do you always have to try to beat me whatever I don't care
Also Jordan : haha I beat yours again
by Random mango June 5, 2020
Get the Jordanmug.