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jonathan cook

he is the lead singer of Forever The Sickest Kids. he's from texas, he drinks arnold palmers like your dad drinks beer.

his favorite sports team is the dallas cowboys.
most people say he's a pedophile, which might be true, but he knows his limits. he's incredibly attractive and very talented. his talking voice is very unique. there's no one else with that voice : in a good way. he also likes to say GLORT, and settin it off.
ZOMG THERES JONATHAN COOK! I MUST GET A PICTURE!
by demilovatoslover March 7, 2010
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Jonathan Taday

One of the Straightest people you will ever meet
OMG Jonathan Taday is sooooooo Straight
I wish i was straight like Jonathan
by Straight Lord January 29, 2019
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Chloe jonathan

Not gay but everyone thinks she is because she likes frogs🐸
David: wow Chloe Jonathan is a gay frog lover !
by Frogig April 10, 2021
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fuckboy jonathan

An asshole who has lots of girls in his phone and hides it from his girlfriend and always says "Shes the one". He always has a backup on girls because he plays them all.
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Jonathan Tucker

They call him “Ranchcause he be dressing
by minitinh October 8, 2020
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Jonathan Efedje

A person with a knacks trim and cannot chat to girls.
Additionally, he has a small dick and his girlfriend doesn't love him.
Furthermore, he is a beta and the weakest person in juice.
That new guy who just moved into B016 at Purbeck, who attends Bournemouth Uni is such a Jonathan Efedje.
by Shush_67463 May 11, 2021
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jonathan parker

by D STUDENTS May 28, 2018
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