John

The best fucking person on earth. Guys named John are really hot and nice too it’s crazy. Also they are tough. Don’t fuck with guys named John he will beat your ass.

God damn John looking hella fleek in his hoodie imma go fuck him

by Louisecarter December 6, 2019

John

Gay cunt, usually likes sucking ass

Guy: Hey Gay Cunt
John: Stfu i'm telling mum

by John'sFriend August 6, 2018

John

a toilet

John: I took a fat **** in john yesterday.

by John December 13, 2019

John

Very womanish gay dude to

Being next to john makes males angry constantly

by Gottad December 23, 2016

JOHN

John another word for micro penis

you have a john HAHAHA

by sdfsdfssdcffdefdc\sdgdh January 31, 2020

John

John is the name of a wanker

John the wanker

by Celticboy January 3, 2020

John

John has a 17 inch dick that likes to have sex with all the women at a party. He also has broen hair is tall and has a six pack.

That dude is such a john.

by Ddppaof February 14, 2019