Lobby jobby

When you are sharing a hotel room with a friend and need to take a dump so you use the restroom in the hotel lobby out of curtesy.

Hey, Steve, that curry is doing a number on my guts. I’m going for a lobby jobby.

Thanks, Dave.

by RoboScot80 June 8, 2021

dirty josy

a person who has a dick even tho they are afab and who will slam you with it

A: I don't wanna meet this person, they slammed me with their dick

B: but it's a girl
A: It's a dirty josy

by jowa the forest witch November 22, 2021

Rocket Jobs

Default and first job board for digital branch including marketing, design, sales, social media and more where you can easily find your next job.

-If you want to work with marketing experts you should definitely try Rocket Jobs

by Expert-OS November 22, 2021

bald jobs

The head of one or two bald guys is used to cause ejaculation of a male/female. This is a bald job.

"I heard a bald jobs was better than a boob jobs"

by jfishyy February 1, 2022

Steve Jobs

A dead body lying in Apple Park who is already dead in 2011 lol bruhhhhhh and invited a fucking small iPhone 4s and ugly iPhone 3gs and shity big iPad just like a shity big iPhone
and Steve Jobs created many fucking stubid apple fans as they are brainless and buying fucking overpriced stuffs

Guy A: look, he just like one of the Steve Jobs fans
Guy B: pqlmn I love apple iPhone Android is shit rjvbzx

by PolyMoster February 7, 2022

Steve Jobs

A who started apple who died from ligma.

James- Did you you know that Steve Jobs died from ligma
Dame- Who's Steve Jobs
James- Ligma balls

by Water_boy April 14, 2022

Steve Jobs-less

A business leader who pretends to be a thought provoker (innovator) only to secretly align themselves willing patsy (proxy) of an larger agenda that benefits them directly or the groups they’re aligned with for the sole purpose of control and/or greed.

They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.

Did you hear about Steve Jobs-less over at Company X that required all workers to come back to the office during Covid? Regardless of the fact the company made record profits and higher productivity, all because the President said we should.

As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.

by LBtheG May 8, 2022